Stern Show Puzzle #1

Copyright © 1998 by Larry Alexander

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ACROSS DOWN
1 Hard, to Crackhead Bob 1 Sam Kinison's current condition
5 TV images in the US are transmitted at 30 __ 2 __ Mater, one's school
8 A fashionable hotel 3 Elephant Boy's condition, sometimes
11 Male parents 4 Mother of Perseur
15 Ancient Greek City 5 Button to skip the ads
16 Female grunts 6 Dysfunctions
17 Should be Debi, the space alien's final resting place 7 The scum formed by oxidation at the surface of molten metals
18 Charge 8 'Oh my!' character
19 The final word in a Donald Wildman letter to scare sponsors 9 Occupation of Howard's favorite dead Grandpa who went senile
20 Describes what the gang does when women get naked in the studio 10 Not or
22 Slice of sweet raised bread baked again until it is brown and hard and crisp 11 Challenged
23 National capital 12 Largest known toad species
25 An arc-shaped whitish deposit sometimes seen in the cornea 13 Compact ____
26 Beatle John's 'Give _____ A Chance' 14 Lordship's jurisdiction
27 Greek geometer 21 Howie's treated medical condition
29 The result of jackie cleaning 24 Tactic
31 Single Side Band, abbr. 26 Howard says he can smell this condition on a woman
34 The seed of an Asiatic legume 28 Stem
35 Shape of big-assed woman with no chest 30 Prince Charles' most hideous features
36 $500 for Crackhead Bob to speak to a crowd 31 Nicole Bass claims to be one
39 Guns, slang 32 Whale (Norwegian)
41 Vicious women 33 A tiny Baron?
43 Mammal genus 35 Leisurely stroll
44 Pools 36 The original movie plot and title
46 An evening party 37 The compass point midway between northeast and east
47 __kosh, near Lake Winnebago 38 The compass point midway between east and southeast
49 Could be the first sign of VD 40 Torquato __, Italian poet l544-95
51 Insecticide 41 Grey or white wading bird with long neck and legs and (usu.) bill
52 Appears on the 'Private Parts' soundtrack 42 Carthage queens
55 'Baba _____' 45 Ophelia is her middle name
57 Asian nation 48 45 Down's only real family
60 A naturally occurring mixture of a resin and an essential oil 50 The study of language meaning
62 A usual event at a Howard Super Bowl party 52 __ Squad
64 Crackhead Bob says '___'s id!' 53 Flower petals
65 In a way, cutted 54 If Howard is around, this is Ralph's location
66 Scott lost one of these and had to walk naked in Manhattan 56 Unit of measure homeless people never get right in the Homeless Game
67 Will this broadcasting org. ever give Howard an award? 58 Another Great Ass, abbrev.
68 Liquid body substances 59 Horny projecting jaws of a bird
69 Tear 61 Dabbed
71 Cyprinid fishes 63 Big fear when the crew wore diapers in the studio
74 Evidence of Turrets Syndrome 66 Cause to run off the tracks
76 'Private _____' 68 Cachets
80 Turkish title 69 Call Jeff Schick if you have one on your IBM
81 The full firsht name of the columnisht who shpeaks with a lishp 70 National capital
83 Butt Bongo action 71 Father
84 Distribute illegal drugs 72 20 year old Scotch
85 Linear unit 73 African nation
86 Inca city 75 Chinese dynasty
87 Swiss river 77 If yours is large, consider liposuction
88 2 + 2 be 4 78 Scarlett's home
89 Tokyo, in the olden days 79 Another result of 29 Across
90 Howard ingested this and then watched the movie 2001 81 An alternative to Colt 45
91 A car that runs on rails and is propelled by electricity 82 NAMBLA target

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