Stern Show Puzzle #1
Copyright © 1998 by Larry Alexander
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| ACROSS | DOWN |
| 1 Hard, to Crackhead Bob | 1 Sam Kinison's current condition |
| 5 TV images in the US are transmitted at 30 __ | 2 __ Mater, one's school |
| 8 A fashionable hotel | 3 Elephant Boy's condition, sometimes |
| 11 Male parents | 4 Mother of Perseur |
| 15 Ancient Greek City | 5 Button to skip the ads |
| 16 Female grunts | 6 Dysfunctions |
| 17 Should be Debi, the space alien's final resting place | 7 The scum formed by oxidation at the surface of molten metals |
| 18 Charge | 8 'Oh my!' character |
| 19 The final word in a Donald Wildman letter to scare sponsors | 9 Occupation of Howard's favorite dead Grandpa who went senile |
| 20 Describes what the gang does when women get naked in the studio | 10 Not or |
| 22 Slice of sweet raised bread baked again until it is brown and hard and crisp | 11 Challenged |
| 23 National capital | 12 Largest known toad species |
| 25 An arc-shaped whitish deposit sometimes seen in the cornea | 13 Compact ____ |
| 26 Beatle John's 'Give _____ A Chance' | 14 Lordship's jurisdiction |
| 27 Greek geometer | 21 Howie's treated medical condition |
| 29 The result of jackie cleaning | 24 Tactic |
| 31 Single Side Band, abbr. | 26 Howard says he can smell this condition on a woman |
| 34 The seed of an Asiatic legume | 28 Stem |
| 35 Shape of big-assed woman with no chest | 30 Prince Charles' most hideous features |
| 36 $500 for Crackhead Bob to speak to a crowd | 31 Nicole Bass claims to be one |
| 39 Guns, slang | 32 Whale (Norwegian) |
| 41 Vicious women | 33 A tiny Baron? |
| 43 Mammal genus | 35 Leisurely stroll |
| 44 Pools | 36 The original movie plot and title |
| 46 An evening party | 37 The compass point midway between northeast and east |
| 47 __kosh, near Lake Winnebago | 38 The compass point midway between east and southeast |
| 49 Could be the first sign of VD | 40 Torquato __, Italian poet l544-95 |
| 51 Insecticide | 41 Grey or white wading bird with long neck and legs and (usu.) bill |
| 52 Appears on the 'Private Parts' soundtrack | 42 Carthage queens |
| 55 'Baba _____' | 45 Ophelia is her middle name |
| 57 Asian nation | 48 45 Down's only real family |
| 60 A naturally occurring mixture of a resin and an essential oil | 50 The study of language meaning |
| 62 A usual event at a Howard Super Bowl party | 52 __ Squad |
| 64 Crackhead Bob says '___'s id!' | 53 Flower petals |
| 65 In a way, cutted | 54 If Howard is around, this is Ralph's location |
| 66 Scott lost one of these and had to walk naked in Manhattan | 56 Unit of measure homeless people never get right in the Homeless Game |
| 67 Will this broadcasting org. ever give Howard an award? | 58 Another Great Ass, abbrev. |
| 68 Liquid body substances | 59 Horny projecting jaws of a bird |
| 69 Tear | 61 Dabbed |
| 71 Cyprinid fishes | 63 Big fear when the crew wore diapers in the studio |
| 74 Evidence of Turrets Syndrome | 66 Cause to run off the tracks |
| 76 'Private _____' | 68 Cachets |
| 80 Turkish title | 69 Call Jeff Schick if you have one on your IBM |
| 81 The full firsht name of the columnisht who shpeaks with a lishp | 70 National capital |
| 83 Butt Bongo action | 71 Father |
| 84 Distribute illegal drugs | 72 20 year old Scotch |
| 85 Linear unit | 73 African nation |
| 86 Inca city | 75 Chinese dynasty |
| 87 Swiss river | 77 If yours is large, consider liposuction |
| 88 2 + 2 be 4 | 78 Scarlett's home |
| 89 Tokyo, in the olden days | 79 Another result of 29 Across |
| 90 Howard ingested this and then watched the movie 2001 | 81 An alternative to Colt 45 |
| 91 A car that runs on rails and is propelled by electricity | 82 NAMBLA target |