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Stern Axes 'Private Parts' Clip on
'Millionaire' Mon, Oct 22, 2001 10:49 AM PDT LOS ANGELES (Zap2it.com) - "Private Parts," indeed. Howard Stern has refused to allow ABC to air a clip of his 1997 movie on Monday's (Oct. 22) edition of "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire," when his radio sidekick Robin Quivers will be in the hot seat, according to the New York Daily News. Quivers and other comics, including Denis Leary, Jack Black and Kathy Griffin, are playing to raise money for charity. The producers of "Millionaire" asked Paramount, which distributed "Private Parts," for permission to use a clip from the movie, a comic take on Stern's rise through the radio ranks to become the self-appointed King of All Media. The studio was willing, but Stern vetoed the idea without explanation. ABC was forced to re-edit the show late last week to get rid of the film clip. |
| EXCLUSIVE: We've pulled some strings and obtained actual photographs of Bababooey only a few hours old in the hospital nursery. |  |
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A few Stern fan web site operators received
this email. It's a classic; check out the grammar and spelling. I've deleted
the name to protect the really, really stupid. I'm hoping that Howard reads it on the air when he receives it. Remember, you saw it here first... (Please help me thank you
OR if you could give me his adderess)---------- M., <snip> Don't change a thing, just add the most important stats: how old are you, how much do you weigh, and what's your cup size? Fax the show at (212) 314-9340 Or send your doppey, er, dopey letter to: The Howard Stern Show 40 West 57th Street, 14th Floor New York, NY 10019 I'm "hopping" your letter gets there. Larry ---------- Hay Larry I am really not stupid I just can't spell
for crap. I pushed spell check but that doesn't help
you not look like an idiot. Thanks for the info. By
the way I am 29, 40C Thanks
M.Oh yeah, she used spell check--must've been Wordless for Windows. Forget the boobs, honey, just stop eating! I'm picturing John Goodman in a dress (but he probably has bigger "brest plants"...) |
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What an Asshole! (Thanks Terri!) |
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Illustration of a well known principle. |
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Indian's Revenge: When American Indians finally captured any Paleface, here's how they got even. |
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Available
here! Jackie's latest release on CD |
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The Mr. Methane CD is now available here. Yup, the Backside Blowing Brit now has his own CD! It's on Oglio Records, the same label that Jackie is on. Obviously, the owner of Oglio is "the genius of himself". |
 King Norris - Animal Buy It Here.  The Scoldees - My Pathetic Life Buy It Here. |
Winners of the
The
Scoldees and
King Norris CDs... Shannon claimed the Fred Norris CD... congratulations. I think Stu was eaten by Rosie. |
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Chris Rush: "There's No Bones In Ice
Cream" Be sure to tell Chris and Megan that Larry Alexander sent you! |
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Please Read This...  |
Robin is just not shutting up! She is ruining every bit Howard does. Why is she doing this? Is she happy? Is she finally getting shtupped by Mr. X? Is she on major prescription drugs? I DON'T CARE! The show sucks the way it is. People think that I'm insane when I start yelling at the radio, "Shut up Robin!", on my way to work. Everyone was worried how Howard's separation would affect the show. Howard is fine. Robin needs help. A notable show ruined by the Quivster was when the long awaited interview with Matthew McConaughy took place. Howard tried to ask him about the incident when he was arrested while naked and playing the bongos in his house. Unfortunately, it was a big flop as Robin kept screaming out her own questions! I am this close (picture my thumb and index finger separated by a space a thick as a nose hair) from NOT listening to Howard anymore. (No, no, please say it ain't so!) Yes! |
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NEW IMPROVED SELECTION!!! Howard Stern (& Guests) Books, CDs and Movies Available Here, but no Jackie stuff. OK, well maybe a little of Jackie's crap. |
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OLD UNIMPROVED SELECTION!!! Howard Stern Books, CDs and Movie Available Here. Hey, genius, use the other IMPROVED selection. |
Click HERE if you already have the password and want to hear the airchecks. If you don't, scroll down, baby, scroll. Lazy asses click here
 Is Sal the Stockbroker having a field day with this cartoon from the TV show, or what? |
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Liquor's "Ebonix Broadcasting System" Who has 19 kids, is not sure of their names, and reviews movies? Why it's Shirley Q. Liquor and her Ebonix Network. Check out the Titanic Movie Review audio link on the clips page. |
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| Popeye... Behind
Closed Doors... Exclusive Footage of
Popeye and Olive Oil's Sex Life and Their Terrible Secret (Eat your heart out, Mike Walker.) |
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Baba Booey's Brother It's my brother, Bauth! |
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A re-enactment of Howard's story about Imus using a phone booth in the W-eNnnnnn-BC days...
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Hey, the E! Entertainment's Howard Stern links page now finally updated the Totally Sick site description! |
Click HERE if you want to hear the aircheck.
And here's Tom Snyder
in a couple of years today:
Kevin Renzulli's King of All Media site is da' bomb! Check it out!
Howard Stern Graffiti - A site devoted to Howard including message areas.
The Complete Howard Stern Links! (Oofah!) - If you can't find what you want here, it ain't anywhere.
Another Howard Stern Web Site Directory (formerly Cool Howard Stern Links) page.
Sal the Stock Broker - The King of the BabaBooey (a.k.a. "horse-toothed jackass") prank phone callers.
Hey, youse from Brooklyn? Discuss the old neighborhood and find your homeys at the Sheepshead Bay page.
Here's Neil Berliner's site, another Brooklyn native responsible for the stuff that comes out of the mouth of Fruity Nutcake, the rapping Granny. She's appeared on the show a couple of times now.
Here's a bill that only Nazis could love. It's been defeated for now, but your help is needed to make sure it never again rears its ugly head.
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